Yo Gurl, Ice to see you. Lookin’ sharp.
How’s this for an icebreaker?
(Cue fall to ground.)
Wow, I’ve only know you for a few minutes and I’ve already fallen for you. Hard.
I thought hot things weren’t allowed on the ice? Luckily I’m so cool I cancels you out.
Why go to the Olympics for the gold, when the best looking thing to possibly go around your neck is my arm?
You must be Russian because I’m seeing Tsars.
Maybe you’re German? I see you wear Rhine-stones.
You’re a figure skater huh? Well I’ll give you a 9 for the skating, but a 10 for the figure.
Your 360’s spin my head right ‘round.
How ‘bout you cross-over to my side of the rink and we’ll have a double power play in the penalty box. A body that hot has to be against regulation. Lemme body-check you later.
I would like to point out a few flaws with this.
1) I do not wear, nor have ever worn, nor will ever wear a dress.
2) Facebook adverts must know I am male, or think I am a lesbian. Otherwise I would get far fewer “Hot Local Christian Girls Looking For A Relationship” ads.
3) Now the argument “Who has time to iron?”
- Why is “who” italicized? Shouldn’t the “Iron” be italicized? It seems to be emphasizing that someone does have time, and he/she should be ostracized, vs. the intended effect of needing one’s time for other various things.
- Also, if one has time to be on Facebook, he/she probably does have the >5 mins it takes to iron something.
- Who irons that type of dress anyway? Aren’t wrinkles part of the design?
And finally,
4) If you are are a 21 year old single male on Facebook, as my profile suggests, and your likes are mainly video games and Disney characters, and you have no job or college education, a few wrinkles in the dress you bought in the fifties is the least of your problems.
This is legitimately how I started off driving. And sometimes I still catch myself doing it.
(Source: iraffiruse)
So I built this arch out of spare bricks in such a way that if it were to fall, it would fall into the trailer, and not on anyone (mainly me). So naturally the first thing my sister does is pushes it over. ‘testing it’
My raspberry plant is actually producing! Kinda!
- May 21
- , 2012
(Source: iraffiruse)
Japanese Wisteria Tunnel
These photos were taken at the Kawachi Fuji Garden, about a four hour drive from Tokyo, but there are wisteria festivals all over Japan, including at the Kameido-Tenjin Shrine, where tourists in the Edo period often visited the famous wisteria; the Wake Wisteria Park, in Wake-cho, Okayama, and at Ashikaga Flower Park, which has three massive wisteria trellises that extend 3,280 feet squared. (Time Out Tokyo has a list of additional notable wisteria around the city worth visiting.)
This reminded me of this:
(via dashingblingbling)
lovelysweetsandthesickestofbeats:
Cartoon Network 20th Anniversary Video Tribute
AAAAA
MY CHILDHOOD IS FLASHING BEFORE MY EYES
(( //SOBS/ ))
//CHOKE AND SOB/ MY CHILDHOOD. OW.]
I’VE JUST BEEN PUNCHED IN THE FACE WITH NOSTALGIA
(Source: vimeo.com, via nightlantern)
Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least. - Imgur
This dog looks like levi’s twin!
(via princesspeachynips)
(Source: binsbilyas, via all-the-pokemon)
I hate finger-dancing with an obscene passion, but the animations are so amazing icanteven
(Source: rusetube)
Watch 2 square meters of sunshine melt steel
In this clip from BBC’s “Bang Goes the Theory”, a sunlight-reflecting mirror focuses light to a point so small that anything put in its path will instantly melt or catch fire.
What’s that? Steel not enough for you? How about melting rock?
The amount of sunlight that would hit a few people laying out on the beach is enough to destroy stone. It’s all about how you focus the energy. Just imagine if we could harvest this to provide energy for ourselves???
(by BBC)
So I had planned on filling this light bulb with its own enclosed self-sufficient ecosystem, but the fish and shrimp died the first day, so that didn’t happen. As a consolation, I filled the bulb with the remaining aquatic plants, and screwed it into an old lamp. Then I hooked up an LED system (with varying light quantities mind you) and behold! My very own oxygen creating nightlight…thing. w00t :p
Maybe someday itty bity fish can call it home? Who knows?
