rodeowearden:

"So how are we going to demonstrate the potential of our new steady-hold technology?"

"… …. …Well, we have the disco floor over in the corner…" 

(Source: youtu.be, via tendochoi-ppdc)

beesmygod:

what a weird piano

(Source: cute-overload, via cristinaistheboss)

nfour:

rh1tard:

this is beautiful and every person who didn’t get what they wanted tonight should reblog this.

Omg

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sofapizza:

toocooltobehipster:

Grey Poupon spoof is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

bluberryjelly:

akatriel-rowanborn:

that-one-shadow:

death-limes:

ladybeek:

no text version

i think about these kinda things a lot

it’s even sadder when you consider that eevee evolves to sylveon with love (and umbreon with friendship)

so this eevee really loved its trainer when it evolved

only to be greeted with this

are you trying to kill me

I don’t even play Pokémon anymore and I’m sad.

who gave you the right

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sararye:

AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL

I was gaping the entire song this is insane

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monobeartheater:

palmsizedmoth:

ask-fire-emblem-olivia:

roavaswardrobe:

THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING

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there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio

(via tendochoi-ppdc)

So I downloaded the Swift language book from the apple store to check it out, and I got so distracted by the Firefly reference that I missed the Paper Towns one!

Fortree City 2003 → 2014

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arielenhasarrived:

kr-y:

BRINGING THIS BACK TO MY DASH

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prince-of-the-iron-fist:

yup-that-exists:

The Nerf Nuke

Introducing the most epic Nerf weapon of all time! The Nerf Nuke is a rocket that launches in the air and shoots out 80 Nerf darts in every possible direction. It’s the holy grail, and is guaranteed to win you an Nerf war you start.

BUY IT HERE

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ninnani:

thelhw:

turnthatberryout:

Did he just make a feminist period joke?

oh my god someone buy that man a beer

SOMEBODY FILL HIM IN

(via cristinaistheboss)

pocketpadfoot:

Imagine James Potter getting wasted and making a bet with Sirius that he can totally transform into his Animagus shape no biggie - and it goes fine but then he’s too drunk to change back and Muggles get confronted with this really drunk deer roaming the streets pursued by a man who can’t stop laughing

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