GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD
PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS
AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.
BRAINS OVER BRAWN.
MIND OVER MATTER.
PAPER OVER ROCK.
You clever little shit.
then what the fuck does scissors mean
HEDGEHOG JAZZ. (by @hedgehogdays)
Oh my god. OH MY GOD I want one so badly!!!
havin a crush on someone and not knowing if they like you back
having a crush on someone and knowing they don’t like you back
someone having a crush on you and you don’t like them back
having a mutual friend crush
having a crush on someone who likes you back but “the timing isn’t right”
getting crushed by traffic
i think about these kinda things a lot
it’s even sadder when you consider that eevee evolves to sylveon with love (and umbreon with friendship)
so this eevee really loved its trainer when it evolved
only to be greeted with this
are you trying to kill me
I don’t even play Pokémon anymore and I’m sad.
who gave you the right